Disrupt a wish.

time fast forwards and you die an old man

I wish for some cake

You are asked to participate on an obstacle course involving portal based technology first.

I wish for more wishes.

You get less wishes.

I wish I knew why these wishes get disrupted.

You die before you figure out. I wish my wish didn't get disrupted.

Nothing happens.

I wish for

You get .

I wish for a penguin.

Mario skins the penguin.

I wish for a cow.

You turn into a cow.

I wish for an old rusty car.

You turn into an old rusty car.

I wish for a strip club.

You get banned from every single strip club in the world.
Unless it's gay.

I WISH FOR A RAINBOW.

You fly over the rainbow and get an ass kicking from a group of small men.

I wish for a Mexican

You get a stereotypical guy from New York.

I WISH I WAS THE KING OF HYRULE.

I am that guy.

You die at the hands of Ganonderp.

I WISH FOR MONEY

YOU GET LION MONEY.

I wish for some hamburgers.

3,000 hamburgers fall on you and crush you. I wish I could be an admin.

You're banned instead.

I wish I could ban him twice.

Walrus.

I wish for a walrus in a shoe .3.

You become a shoe.

I wish for a better internet connection

I get the connection.

I wish for world peace.

You get a world of peas.

I wish for a world of carrots.

You get a rabbit farm.

I wish for forum peace.

A huge war comes and everyone gets banned. I wish for $1,000,000.

You get it in Mexican currency.

I WISH I WISH I WASN'T A FISH.

you are in finding nemo

I wish for a dollar

You get whatever that currency in Chowder is.

I WISH FLAPJACK WOULD GET CANCELLED.