Magical toilet game. (vending machine)

You get a car crash. Inserts a Shadow Lugia

you get a pile of yellow crap
*inserts board game*

You get a Pokemon game.

Inserts a ruby.

You get a Monopoly. Inserts a towel

you get a sapphire
*inserts a boyue*

You get Boyue resent to you.

Inserts my arm.

You get a fart. Inserts a box

you get a hooker
*inserts a stripper*

You get a book.

Inserts the book.

you get a punch in the face from don "THAT WAS MY BOOK"
*inserts fart*

You break the vending machine.

Inserts money into nothing.

you get nothing because theres no vending machine
*inserts new vending machine*

You get a time paradox because you inserted a vending machine into nothing.
*summons a vending machine from the ground*
Inserts this post.

you get a earthquake
*inserts tsunami*

You get drowned. Inserts air

You suffocate.
Inserts the fine print.

You get sue'd. Inserts the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

You get the fresh princess of the Mushroom Kingdom.

Inserts SHUPAR MALLEO WURLD.

you get Super weegee world
inserts a dog.

You get a log.

Inserts your log

you got a triforce
Inserts a chicken.

You get a turkey.

Inserts a duck.

you got a cock.
inserts a fish.

You get a tweest.

Inserts a time paradox.

You got WELCOME TO DIE!
inserts a Death star