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Post  ~S.L~ on Sat Feb 20, 2010 3:30 pm

Basically you post two sentences and a half.

I post a sentence and then half a sentence, and then you complete half of my sentence, and write one of your own. Then you post a full sentence, and then half a sentence for someone else to take on. It eventually becomes a story.

Here''s an example:

S.L: "My dog is red. His name is Timothy, and he loves to..."

Cman: "...lick peanut butter off of my toungue. Timothy is a pervert dog. I think that he should go..."

Don: "...suck my *&^#. Timothy is a whore dog. Yesterday he and I..."


k? Get the point?

Completed Stories:

Yesterday, I was drinking some Gatorade when all of a sudden, a large Zebra showed up in my backyard. I ran to my shed and got my dildo. Zebra rape is a sport in some countries. The zebra sometimes get caught making love to a horse fly! However, the United States of Whatever believed it was dumb as George Bush. Because George Bush is a Ruh-Tard. And then my dog went over to the llama and asked it it's tail looks like a snake, unfortunately the llama could only speak in Spanish. The llama was Mexican. Mario then came running in with a really sharp knife, which mario used to cut the dog's tail off to sell in the blue market because the black market was racist towards the Black guy who owned the Blue market across the street. Once it was found racist the black market was closed, so mario sold the tail there because everyone in the world. Mario first had to find out why all the world's lobsters started to dance to vegas on Monday nights, because everyone all knew that lobsters dance on SMARCH. This thread is messed up. Mario heard that sentence and a walrus his plumber, who was none other than a walrus in a shoe. Mario soon began to scream in many colorful words until Sonic ran over wearing a dress and said RAINBOW... Mario then bent over to find that sonic was trying to Umf And then Mario got up and slapped Sonic with a toothbrush. Suddenly, Mewtwo made love to a taxi driver in Texas. And everyone found out Sonic was a woman, so then the taxi driver blew up China, which mario proceeded to eat spaghetti. Then sonic screamed a high pitched voice pointing at his face in the mirrior. He then pistol whipped himself and blew his brains out. At sonic's funeral, Luigi called him a no good, dirty, rotten, son of a walrus which is the animal emblem of the Grey tribe. The Grey tribe laughed at sonic's death because they're a bunch of Retards . Although S.L and the other member of Yellow were there at the funeral, and they felt sorry for him, and then all of a sudden, a naked cat came and said, "LONG LIVE COMMUNISTS" whom of which ran down the street and was slaughtered by an incoming truck. Mario, choked on his spagetti and made love to Peach with his final moments, then Bowser laughed like crazy, Luigi went to get a BigMac at McDonalds and Bowser was dead with a pipe stuck in his eye, then Luigi said "LET THERE BE LIGHT"! And there was light in his pants. Oh Gosh darn't, did that light burn his penis, and so Luigi also killed himself, like sonic, right then and there. At Luigi's funeral, Cman got drunk and tried to impress S.L.'s girlfriend by making her join Gr3y, but instead she joined purple because she joined Yellow because she know's it's way more epic than Grey which is gay. Cman then got up and went over to his pet llama. He then took his penis and Ghost Sonic cam out of the grave to eat it. He felt like a rape monkey, but he was really just a Pissing Monkey . DSM then said You've lost the game!
HAHAHAAHA," only to find out he lost the game. He later tried to WIN the game, but SUCK MAH COCK while luigi came back with a boner and then, we realized that Luigi is dead because he committed suicide. "Remember?" said S.L, who was dangerously close to Supa's aimed shotgun. S.L then went Chuck Norris on everyone and, Round House kicked everyone, EXCEPT FOR Marcus, who proceeded to destroy everyone by licking S.L's balls, which are 10 feet tall and like a matadores. S.L then said, "HA! NO ONE WILL GET THAT REFERENCE!." Then, the ice cream man Used his powers to make S.L's post never happen, then all of a suddenly godzilla ate Poopie and died. Then, all of a sudden, a new tribe named OPAQUE emerged only to be Yellow's Father! Yellow Started crying because Opaque isn't its father. Opaque then choked on an apple and died. G.B.A then proceeded to die of cancer. Sexy Bitch decided to make love to Yellow, then the woman died in the middle of a fucking cow while G.B.A was hitting S.L and then a naked woman decided to hump the shit outta supa and then Marcus became king of the universe only to be overthrown by S.L's dad who did a man in a PINGAS and then they all died. The End.

New Story:

Today was a good day. I hit the strip club when all of a sudden a whore gives me a lap dance. I then saw my good buddy G.B.A, who

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Post  Supa641 on Sat Feb 20, 2010 3:33 pm

Got a boner and wanted to join and then...
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Post  Xp_lulz on Sat Feb 20, 2010 3:35 pm

a Flying Monkey came. He warned the two men about....

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Post  Boyue on Sat Feb 20, 2010 4:23 pm

...the Smackalypse. The Smackalypse would happen on...
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Post  ~S.L~ on Sat Feb 20, 2010 4:23 pm

smackjeeves.com on December 21, 2012. I took a giant shit. It smelt like

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Post  Boyue on Sat Feb 20, 2010 4:28 pm

...MY GRANDMA. Sadly, my grandma wears the best perfume in the entire...
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Post  Xp_lulz on Sat Feb 20, 2010 5:05 pm

Toilet Based Universe. But that day, the shit...

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Post  ARainyDayParade on Sat Feb 20, 2010 5:17 pm

Hit the fan. When suddenly god came down and he...
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Post  Boyue on Sat Feb 20, 2010 5:20 pm

...smited dat crap. But the crap got better and...
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Post  MarcusTH on Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:27 am

The toilet people blew up the building. All of a suddenly a mooncow...
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Post  Boyue on Sun Feb 21, 2010 7:27 am

...threw a party. Your grandma was...
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Post  Supa641 on Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:12 am

Found dead the next day then...
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Post  Boyue on Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:14 am

...the Death Egg crashed on her foot. This caused a time paradox that...
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Post  Supa641 on Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:15 am

Caused S.L not to be born which then...
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Post  Boyue on Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:16 am

...caused another time paradox. Everyone threw a party with...
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Post  Supa641 on Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:19 am

G.B.A and P.S.P who began to...
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Post  Boyue on Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:20 am

...eat the ultimate chimera. They got bored...
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Post  Supa641 on Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:33 am

and decide to rape your grandma who...
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Post  Boyue on Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:34 am

...was the blue spy. He killed...
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Post  Supa641 on Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:35 am

your real grandma who was really a....
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Post  Boyue on Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:36 am

...frog. Meanwhile, a dog was...
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Post  Supa641 on Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:39 am

Humping S.L leg who then kicked the dog and...
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Post  Boyue on Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:40 am

...it flew to Pluto. The dog met...
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Post  Supa641 on Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:43 am

pluto's dad who decide ti kill and...
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Post  Boyue on Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:50 am

...burn down everyone's house. Sadly...
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